a partially opened can of worms: Archive

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May 29th

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Things I have to do this week:

-Laundry -Pack -Drive to Burlington -Pay rent -Finally pay my parking ticket -Move all of my shit out of my friend’s apartment and into my own -Organize the new apartment -Somehow find some way of getting $110 to pay for a speeding ticket -Job interview ..And I’m sure there’s something else I’m forgetting.

May 29th

May 25th

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May 24th

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Woah. It's really been awhile since I've been on...

Honestly, I’m surprised I only lost 2 followers.

May 24th

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May 15th

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“I’ve been forced to explain homosexuality to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because...”

– KateP, Internet commenter (via cocklordsimone)

May 15th

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May 15th

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Dude, where's my car?

Best case (and most likely) scenario: It was towed to another street because I forgot about the fucking parking ban due to street cleaning that was on Sunday. And in order to retrieve it, I’ll have to pay a $100 fine. Worst case scenario: It was stolen. I’m pretty sure it was towed to another street. Hopefully, it’s relatively nearby. Otherwise, it’ll be a hell of an...

May 1st

Apr 29th

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Apr 28th

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Just finished my last Thursday classes of this...

meaning that less than a week from now, all of my classes will be done, and finals week will start. Really now, what is this?

Apr 26th

Apr 23rd

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Apr 22nd

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Opening night of the play I'm stage managing,

meaning I’m basically mentally shitting myself with nervousness and excitement. Should be a good time.

Apr 21st

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Apr 21st

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“No matter how much you screwed up in your life, you liked knowing that there...”

– Jodi Picoult, Nineteen Minutes (via fyeahjodipicoult)

Apr 21st

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Apr 18th

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Apr 18th

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I need to find a summer job. ASAP.

This is exactly what I was afraid of, when I decided not to go back to Eisner. That I’d be stuck like this, in late April. Too bad I haven’t even had the fucking time to apply anywhere. And it’s not like I have the time this week, since it’s tech week but I guess I’ll have to make the time. Ugh.

Apr 17th

Apr 16th

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Apr 15th

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Tech week. Needs. To. End.

Now.

Apr 15th

Apr 10th

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Apr 10th

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Apr 9th

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“Leave the house before you find something worth staying in for.”

– Banksy (via future-rust)

Apr 6th

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Apr 4th

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I have short hair now!

Well, not really that short—it’s slightly above shoulder length. But considering the fact that it was down to my waist yesterday, and that it has not been this short since high school, this is kind of a big deal. Especially since I have been thinking about doing this for about a year. I forgot what it was like for my head to feel so…weightless. It’s wonderful. A little...

Apr 1st

Mar 31st

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So Obama's at my school.

No big deal, or anything.

Mar 30th

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Gotta love the irony of not being able to process...

Mar 28th

Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 25th

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“I felt, that night, on that stage, under that skull, incredibly close to...”

– Jonathan Safran Foer (via rarararambles)

Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...

BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.

Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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Unpopular opinion time:

I’m not a fan of the weather we’re having. Really. I know I should,and I admit, it is very nice that it’s been in the high 70s, and sunny, but it’s also a shock to my system. It’s making me much more sluggish and much less productive. Not to mention the sudden onset of heat rash all over my neck and shoulders. …………… …end of...

Mar 20th