a partially opened can of worms

May 29

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Things I have to do this week:

-Laundry

-Pack

-Drive to Burlington

-Pay rent

-Finally pay my parking ticket

-Move all of my shit out of my friend’s apartment and into my own

-Organize the new apartment

-Somehow find some way of getting $110 to pay for a speeding ticket

-Job interview

..And I’m sure there’s something else I’m forgetting.

May 25

(via bruised-mannequin)

May 24

we-are-the-rebellion:

urbanoutfitters:

February 2012 / Photography by Tim Barber

(via imgTumble)

(via the-questioner)

Woah. It’s really been awhile since I’ve been on here regularly.

Honestly, I’m surprised I only lost 2 followers.

May 15

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I’ve been forced to explain homosexuality to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because their uncle is gay. This incredibly difficult and traumatic experience went as follows:

Child: Why does Uncle Bob go everywhere with Pete?
Me: Because they’re in love, just like Mummy and Daddy are.
Child: Oh. Can I have a biscuit?

We’re all scarred for life. Scarred, I tell you.

(Source: Guardian, via ishandbits)

May 14

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May 01

Dude, where’s my car?

Best case (and most likely) scenario: It was towed to another street because I forgot about the fucking parking ban due to street cleaning that was on Sunday. And in order to retrieve it, I’ll have to pay a $100 fine.

Worst case scenario: It was stolen.

I’m pretty sure it was towed to another street. Hopefully, it’s relatively nearby. Otherwise, it’ll be a hell of an adventure trying to recover it.

And hopefully I get paid soon, so I could afford the fucking fine.