Dear dysfunction,
Yes, I’m used to you.
Yes, I have a high tolerance for you.
Yes, I sometimes don’t really mind you, since you produce events that make for good stories.
But seriously.
Is it possible for you to take a break? Like, even for a day or two?
If I get to have a winter break, so should you. I mean, it isn’t fair that you seem to have to work overtime during the holidays.
So give yourself a break. Go on a nice vacation.
And get out of my life.
