a partially opened can of worms
Dear dysfunction,

Yes, I’m used to you.

Yes, I have a high tolerance for you.

Yes, I sometimes don’t really mind you, since you produce events that make for good stories.

But seriously.

Is it possible for you to take a break? Like, even for a day or two?

If I get to have a winter break, so should you. I mean, it isn’t fair that you seem to have to work overtime during the holidays.

So give yourself a break. Go on a nice vacation.

And get out of my life.